Neone...

You be nice to her... The Other Cat...and you do treat her like a "Queen". She deserves it. It's interesting that the word Queen was used. Ask Kitty... she should be able to explain it to you... if she can't... I can. Lol.

                                                                                            The Cats Meow Mix

lol I remember the washing machine.

A washing machine bit too big though - more suitable for dogs. Cats fit nicely into a microwave...

link.... yeah... a funny thread.... had a giggle revisiting it.... 

And like a washing machine, Fuzzeh loses socks, shreds panties and overflows with froth when overly agitated.

lol classic starkers

Don't talk to me about washing machines....... https://forums.wincustomize.com/373717

omg bry how the fuck did i miss THAT post by you??? I laughed my ass off!!!!!!!!!!!

I was also going to mention, as with washing machines, how ladies might find it pleasurable to sit on his lap during spin cycle.

Hey Bry, did you ever get your pants back? 

Mine eventually turned up again... minus my wallet and some loose change.  Bastards... sent back the unpaid bill, though. 

Was the bottom of the pockets cut out? You know these washer thingies...they get greedy.

Nah, not since I was a kid.

Dad did it... cut them out, that is.

We were so poor that I didn't have any toys.... and that [having my pockets cut out] gave me something to play with.

Yeah, dad was thoughtful like that.

Now I know who invented pocket pool. lol

Nah, for me it was pocket billiards.... and then I didn't invent it.

My dad grew up during the great depression, and had no toys... so his dad did for him what he did for me.

And even then it wasn't grandad who invented it.

No, it wasn't even grandad's dad who invented it... though he did introduce it to the trenches in WW1.

Shoot, when there was a cease fire on Christmas Eve in 1914, he even introduced the Germans to pocket billiards, which actually helped end the war.  With troops on both side fascinated with pocket billiards there was no time for shooting or winning wars, so they just called it a stalemate and went home.

The honour of inventing pocket billiards actually goes to Napoleon Bonaparte.  Well how else do you didn't think he got the name Boney?  So yeah, whenever you see the pics of Boney with his sleeve tucked into his tunic, it's because his arm was actually going down the inside and covertly into his pants pocket, the sneaky bastard.  Now you know how the famous "Not tonight Josephine" came about.  Old boner was too worn out from playing pocket billiards, that's how.

Talk about a 'bruised' ego.

YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!! AND NOW YOUR GOING TO DIE!!!

hahha, the babe will laugh at this.... he likes this song (its grown on him cause i play it alot)

a new piccy of me and the babe (also known as Techno Mi and Nishuki)